Got this email from an old friend…

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HA HAAAAA! ๐Ÿ˜€ Bet he got an eyeful to remember in the next life. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadnโ€™t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, โ€˜weโ€™re not coming out until you leave!โ€™

The old man frowned, โ€˜I didnโ€™t come down here toโ€ฆ

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9 thoughts on “Got this email from an old friend…

    The Story Reading Ape said:
    August 2, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    LOLOL Thanks for sharing Jo ๐Ÿ˜ƒ XXXXX

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      jorobinson176 responded:
      August 2, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      Your humour and coolness are my rocks O Lovely Furry One. Xโค XXXXX๐Ÿ˜€

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        The Story Reading Ape said:
        August 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm

        You must be in BIG trouble then Lovely Jo ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿต XXXXX ๐Ÿ˜

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          jorobinson176 responded:
          August 2, 2015 at 5:03 pm

          Secret superheroes need rocks too. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Going to find out how to do all those emojis now – show off. HUGS! I can do three! โค๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜€

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            The Story Reading Ape said:
            August 2, 2015 at 5:16 pm

            First you need an iPad Jo ๐Ÿ˜ƒ (I had to upgrade again due to my need to see stuff LOLOL)
            Then you’ll have the emojis available…
            HOWEVER, I do believe I saw them free for download somewhere, but can’t remember where – try a Google search ๐Ÿ‘€
            ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜

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              jorobinson176 responded:
              August 2, 2015 at 5:29 pm

              Wot’s an iPad? I’ve got a Samsung Galaxy thingy with bells and whistles, but I prefer my tiny old Nokia from 7 years ago for my once a month calls. ๐Ÿ˜€ That’s actually not a lie. Lordy – when I tried to download Instagram – no – just no. I’m too well seasoned for these things. Regards. Granny Weatherwax. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ (Show off)

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    chrllrobb.blog said:
    August 3, 2015 at 4:53 am

    Read this before. Funny then and still funny now!๐Ÿ˜€

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    D.G.Kaye said:
    August 7, 2015 at 5:11 am

    Lol.๐Ÿ™‚

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