And The Doodle Winner Is…

I WON, I WON, I WON!!!!! This is most COOL!!!!!

Hey, Look! A Writer Fellow!

Feelin’ the love.

Holy cow!

I had no idea the Allegra Doodling Market was so strong. Last week’s contest was my most popular blog post ever!

I am flattered and I thank you.

Unfortunately, there can only be one doodle winner. So let’s get down to brass tacks, shall we?

Our judge and official ballot picker is ready for action. He is fair, impartial, and likes to wear weird hats.

He drops the ballots into the Bucket of Impartiality.

He wields the Tongs of Selectivity-ness.

And he stirs…

and stirs…

and…stirs…

and… Oh, come on.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STIRRING!

Just pick a name, kid! Everyone is waiting!

Let this be a lesson for all you parents out there. If you don’t spank your children, they will grow up to become goofballs. And wear strange hats.

OK. I think Hat Boy is ready now.

And the winner is…

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